General Mills Clearly Lies about Putting Shrimp Tails in Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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By nootens

Published 4 years ago in Creepy

When a guy discovered some desiccated shrimp tails inside his bag of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal, he reached out to General Mills for some answers.

Unfortunately, the brand claimed he was lying and demanded he send them the shrimp tails so they could dispose of them entirely and cover it up.

This was after of course he'd already eaten a bowl from that bag. Here's the whole disturbing saga, in case you were considering buying any of this crap cereal anytime soon.

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Imagine opening up your cereal an finding shrimp tails inside.

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Upon further inspection, some of the cereal had weird dark objects baked into them.

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These are basically rat droppings, no?
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When he went back into the bag he also found a piece of string. What the hell?

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According to General Mills, these are perfectly normal "accumulation[s] of the cinnamon sugar."

What?
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General Mills on some bullshit for sure.
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Because it's impossible to look at these and see anything BUT shrimp tails.

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General Mills then basically tried to cover up the event. But this guy is too smart to fall for that.
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You eating these if they pop up in your cereal bowl?
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Seth Rogen has far too much free time these days.

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This guy's wife also discovered some mystery string in the other bag of cereal.
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Must have been a really bad day at the cereal factory, huh?
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Oh, by the way, in case you were curious who this guy's wife is.

It's Topanga from Boy Meets World.

Why is this man married to Topanga from Boy Meets World? No one knows.